I saw this here and thought it was hilarious!
Let me draw your attention to a few items:
"Never try to sew with a sink full of dirty dishes or beds unmade." If that were the case, how many of us would actually sew?
"When you sew, make yourself as attractive as possible."
Then you do not want to see what I looked like last night when I made the camera case!
How funny! Now get back to work!